Britney Spears Jokes

Top 10 funny things about Britney Spears:

  1. She's officially a reason why people should wait to have sex: Five Reasons Why You Should Wait on Sex
  2. If you look up the word “crazy” in the dictionary, you'll find her picture in the definition: Primal Urges
  3. The video for her song “Toxic” was pretty hot, but the title is actually meant to describe what she looked like when she shaved her head: Knowing Your League in College
  4. Justin Timberlake wrote a song about him dumping her ass and made millions: America's Next Top Queers
  5. Some people would cut off their arm to spend one night with Britney Spears….before she had the kids: The Definitive 2007 Wish List
  6. Her marriages are shorter than a drunk person's attention span: Anatomy of a Drinking Game
  7. The Editor-In-Chief of OK! Magazine said that her family was smart: I Don't Want to be Smart Any More
  8. She's not stupid, she just caught a horrible disease that makes her act dumb: Post-College Life and Workisms
  9. She married the whitest of white trash: Kevin Federline: Britney Spears Correspondence
  10. Her song “Oops, I Did It Again” perfectly describes what she was thinking after she gave birth to another kid: The Ultimate Soundtrack
    of Our Lives
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