Why Does Everyone Want Me So Bad?
I conducted a little survey to find out how badly I am wanted. I took this survey and I found that 100% of people want me. I mean it’s basic math.
Comedy Writing
Masturbation: The Touchy Subject
Plagued by guilt over your naughty habit?! Learn the no-fail rationalization for self-pleasure through the six-step acronym known as RADISH.
Do NOT Air This Sitcom
Twelve rules for avoiding primetime pilot disaster, in spite of FOX's enthusiasm for your 1970's identical twin mixup drama starring Pepsi.
PIC 5th Anniversary Prohibition Party
<img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/party/images/prohibition_stamp.jpg" align="right">Next month PIC turns 5, and the repeal of prohibition turns 72. In honor of those occasions, I wanted to liquor up an entire nursing home and then encourage them to beat up a class of pre-schoolers. Then I thought why waste alcohol on a bunch of grandparents when I can beat these kids up myself.
Good Sign, Bad Sign: Decoding the Signals of Romance
Romance is a whirlwind affair, but it's hard to get blown away if you can't even interpret the signals of love or hate. It's classic red light, green light.
Before and After Party
It's your typical off-campus house party, highlighted by the obligatory keg or three. But did it really meet all your expectations?
The Art and Science of Bullshit
In order to minimize your academic workload and maximize your partying time, you must learn to spot and take advantage of bullshit opportunities.
Internships: The Corporate Travesty
It's hard to imagine companies funneling hard-earned revenues into temporary employees who build Styrofoam cup villages.