Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Health
Chuck Norris is not as all-powerful as you thought. Learn his vulnerabilities, exposed by fact-checkers everywhere. Here's looking at the REAL Chuck Norris.
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Anti-Chuck Norris Fact Fearers
Chuck Norris has brainwashed some people into complete submission. Here's what these die-hard 'Chuck fans' have to say about Anti-Chuck Norris Facts.
The Radical Evolution of the Clothespin
An unbiased and scholarly account of the remarkable genesis of one of life's little essentials. If you like wearing wet clothes, DO NOT READ THIS.
Loving the Penis that Loves You Back
The delicate art of seducing your most prized member begins by earning it's trust. That means always choosing appropriate times and holes.
Look at My Hawaiian Shirt!
It's so cheap, yet so unbelievably sweet! This thing is definitely gonna score me some hot ladies tonight. Nothing says laidback like the Hawaiian!
Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris is not as all-powerful as you thought. Learn his vulnerabilities, exposed by fact-checkers everywhere. Here's looking at the REAL Chuck Norris.
The Theory of the Unlandable Guy
There are a lot of hypotheses for the mystery of the failed hookup, but none with such extensive research in the field (of cannabis).
Valentine’s Day Compromise
The toughest, most complicated holiday of the year exemplifies the emotional dichotomy between men and women. Solutions anyone?
A Winner’s Guide to Casino-Riches
Forget everything you know about gambling and put on your winner's hat. If you bet on red long enough, there's no way you'll end up in the black.
How to Outsmart a Scantron Test
Not to burst your bubble or anything, but when a test is graded by a robot, you're going to need some advanced study techniques.
Platinum Pussy: It’s Everywhere You Want to Be!
Ladies, you've been pre-approved for everything you desire. Just learn to milk your man for every last drop that he's worth and it's truly priceless.
Why Does Everyone Want Me So Bad?
I conducted a little survey to find out how badly I am wanted. I took this survey and I found that 100% of people want me. I mean it’s basic math.