Next month PIC turns 5, and the repeal of prohibition turns 72. In honor of those occasions, I wanted to liquor up an entire nursing home and then encourage them to beat up a class of pre-schoolers. Then I thought why waste alcohol on a bunch of grandparents when I can beat these kids up myself. Then I realized I didn't have beef with anyone who's 5.

That's when the idea for the PIC Prohibition Party was born.

I want to personally invite every one of you reading to join in the fun, and meet all the other columnists and bloggers in Atlanta on December 17th. Seriously, we've been planning this out, and just about all of the PIC staff will be there.

So, take a second to read all about it, and then RSVP at the bottom.

Do I hear “road trip”?