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Emily is a writer with work in The Belladonna, PIC, and the notes app on her phone. Follow her on twitter so she spends less time talking to plants.

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A Mad Lib for Declining Social Events in 2022

Thank you so much for inviting me to your ______________ [wedding, dog’s birthday, seance, superspreader BBQ].

by Emily Bernstein
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January 22, 2022

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Fox News Horoscopes for an Election in Retrograde

Libra: You’re feeling frustrated because Jupiter is orbiting Buffalo Wild Wings and they won’t let you in without a mask.

by Emily Bernstein
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October 30, 2020