Links from Instagram Posts

Aug 9

So I Hear You Know Photoshop

• by Rochelle Elana Fisher

Aug 8

Clues That You Are Controlled by a Microchip Your Dentist Implanted in a Filling

• by Radu Guiasu

Aug 8

Hey Neighbor, Will You Please Watch Me Write My Screenplay?

• by Nathan Cowley

Aug 7

You Should Quit Social Media Because You Are Being Pursued by a Hideous Creature of Your Own Making

• by Janay Lovering

Aug 6

Mom, Dad, I Think I Might Be Disney’s First Gay Character

• by Audrey Clark

Aug 5

I Apologize for the Clown That Was Juggling at Your Grandfather’s Funeral

• by Kurt Zemaitaitis

Aug 4

Some Complaints I Have with the Garden of Eden

• by Miles-Erik Bell

Aug 3

10 Existential Crises and the Essential Oils to Cure Them

• by Tatiana Tomley

Aug 3

Theoretical Physicist Michio Kaku Asked Me to Stop Sending Him These Solutions to the Grandfather Paradox

• by Lillie Franks

Aug 2

Yelp Reviews of My Toddler’s Restaurant

• by Frances Klein

Aug 1

If You’re Gonna Haunt My House, You’re Gonna Haunt by My Rules

• by Jake Bettermann

Jul 31

Sure, My Right to Marry Might Be Overturned, but Am I Bringing Strange Energy to This Dinner Party?

• by Alysa Stryker

Jul 30

What Your Favorite Taylor Swift Album Says About Where You Were at the Time of Lady Ashby’s Murder

• by Lillie Franks

Jul 29

My Job Is Amazing Even Though My Boss Is a Bloodthirsty Hammerhead Shark

• by Rachel Reyes

Jul 29

How to Pick a Reputable Moving Company

• by Gilfred Helmonsen

Jul 28

Do I Regret It?

• by Graeme Carey

Jul 27

What I Thought My First Year of Teaching High School Would Be Like vs. What It Was Actually Like

• by Matt Stofsky

Jul 27

No, I Didn’t Name My Child Michael Jordackson So He’d Aspire for Greatness as an NBA Player or World-Renowned Musician

• by Robert Criss

Jul 26

Your Campus Tour

• by Walt Maguire

Jul 25

Why I, D-List Hollywood Actor, Should Be the Keynote Speaker for Your Tech Conference

• by Victoria Tran

Jul 24

10 Best Places to Ugly Cry About Your Shitty Life

• by Caroline Beuley

Jul 23

Choosing Your Tinnitus Ringtone

• by Ross Murray

Jul 22

Seven Ways to Stop Me Before I Start a Devastating Religion

• by Miles-Erik Bell

Jul 21

Your First Day Working in the Dog Mayor’s Office

• by Jake Bettermann

Jul 20

Welcome to Your Hotel’s Meager “Gym”

• by Kurt Zemaitaitis

Jul 20

Your Uncle, the World’s Most Notorious Cat Burglar, Announces His Retirement

• by Michael Lieberman

Jul 19

8 Things to Never Do in a Casino

• by Olena Medynska

Jul 19

Terms and Conditions Agreement Between a Local and a Fucking Summer Person

• by Tilden Lincoln

Jul 18

Similarities Between Turnips and Bob

• by Radu Guiasu

Jul 18

A Lecture on Women’s Health at Any Medical School

• by Gina DeLuca

Jul 17

Gas, Grass, or a Poignant Haiku That Makes Me Cry, Nobody Rides for Free

• by Sam Burnett

Jul 16

6 Reasons Why Ryan Reynolds Is the Antichrist from Revelation

• by Brett Hund