Goes without saying, but no rhyming means no sonnets. I don't care if Shakespeare wrote 154 sonnets; you will be writing zero in this truck.
Rise and grind, baby! And by that, I mean use an angle grinder to try and remove my court-mandated tracking bracelet.
The government began funding the reptilian-human-hybrid breeding program in the late 1940s. The perfect age to discover the wonders of retirement living.
So wait, I can’t meet with you/speak to you/copulate with you without a loyalty card? Unfortunately not!
I was awoken by the sounds of you two screaming at each other. People make less noise being shanked in the shower.