Judah Maccabee, M.D. — No, Not That Maccabee
If this is a medical emergency or if suspicious men are breaking into your place of worship, hang up and dial 911.
Rochelle Elana Fisher
Valley Stream
Rochelle writes things that people laugh at even when she's trying to be dead serious. She's not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
Comedy Writing
Join My WhatsApp Group for Unnecessary Updates on Our Kids’ School Bus Route
It might be a good idea to post messages after each kid is picked up so that we know that the bus has not disappeared into some space/time continuum.
- by Rochelle Elana Fisher
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- August 14, 2022
So I Hear You Know Photoshop
Would you mind making me a logo for my new insect-dessert business? I was going to hire someone, but they wanted to charge me a few hundred dollars.
- by Rochelle Elana Fisher
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- August 9, 2022
Once I Uncurl Your Tresses, You Will Be the Prettiest Maiden in the Land
The thickness of the summer air has once again damned you. I say, I’m going to return with some hot coals to singe those satan ropes.
- by Rochelle Elana Fisher
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- October 5, 2021
Yes, I Replaced the Portico Columns with Colossal Pencils in Preparation for the First Day of School Photoshoot
I’ve got my iPhone ready to snap the most insane pictures of my kids, holding a blackboard with facts scrawled in elaborate chalk calligraphy.
- by Rochelle Elana Fisher
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- August 22, 2021
Neighbor, I See Your Little Watering Hose and Raise You This Mighty Power-Washing Wand
At 8 PM on Thursday, my basketball hoop is going to look brand-spanking new. I don’t have to care about your family or your kids.
- by Rochelle Elana Fisher
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- June 27, 2021