Judah Maccabee, M.D. — No, Not That Maccabee
If this is a medical emergency or if suspicious men are breaking into your place of worship, hang up and dial 911.
Rochelle writes things that people laugh at even when she's trying to be dead serious. She's not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
If this is a medical emergency or if suspicious men are breaking into your place of worship, hang up and dial 911.
It might be a good idea to post messages after each kid is picked up so that we know that the bus has not disappeared into some space/time continuum.
Would you mind making me a logo for my new insect-dessert business? I was going to hire someone, but they wanted to charge me a few hundred dollars.
The thickness of the summer air has once again damned you. I say, I’m going to return with some hot coals to singe those satan ropes.
I’ve got my iPhone ready to snap the most insane pictures of my kids, holding a blackboard with facts scrawled in elaborate chalk calligraphy.
At 8 PM on Thursday, my basketball hoop is going to look brand-spanking new. I don’t have to care about your family or your kids.