The college was rebuilt in 1795 by local train tycoon Silas Tother when he needed a place to quietly send his troublesome boys, Phinneas and Hellmouth.
Shoes are footwear that is not sneakers, Crocs, slippers, or boots. I cannot remember why you would want them.
Albert Einstein - Pencils. No erasers. News clippings explaining Relativity in wrong but hilariously wrong ways. Address book of actual relatives.
"Senior": You’re over 70 and must get your pills organized in that little plastic box with the SMTWTFS lids.