Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
Two goldfish crackers. There used to be six, but you reached in between the cushion and ate four of them three weeks after they fell here.
It was the best of times. What it also was will shock you!
- Can easily put you in a trance. - Executes with remarkable speed.
In order to save space, your cubicle has been converted into two pyramidicles.
Despite going through a few trainwrecks in his career, he’s managed to survive them all and continue to get roles as a steamy, leading man.
Asking everybody to scooch over. Or tilt the city a little bit so that everybody rolls one way.
Life Hack: Take some plastic and wrap it around the stem of the banana. This will give the banana a noticeably longer lifespan. This isn’t because of magic!
Was the Sun clean, odor-free, safe, and professional in appearance? How satisfied were you with your wait time for the Sun to set?
“Absolutely gripping—by the time you reach the end, you’ll have no doubt that the main theme in Charlotte’s Web is friendship.”
When someone mentions "that Marquette shot from '97," nod and say something noncommittal like, "Hoo yeah, that ol' can of worms!"
Anaconda on "Anaconda" (1997) Hell yeah, brother. ★★★★
Someone chokes on a finger and vomits.