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List: 10 Things You Should Know Before You Go Back to Your Hometown for the Holidays

Your mom and I have been having some money issues, so we're hoping you don't mind sleeping in the basement. We've got a boarder now named Lorraine.

3 - 5 Years: File a police report against the person who stole your gift. (Two reports allowed per game.)

"I figured it must be secretly tangy and delicious, like key lime pie yogurt. So, yeah, I tried it. I'm not proud of it, but I did."