A List of People Who Are Dead to Me So Far (In Chronological Order)
Dorothy Hamill, for inspiring the bowl cut my mom gave me from ages 6-12.
Julia makes herself laugh and that's really all that matters here. But also if you don't laugh at her jokes or tell her she's funny, you're dead to her.
Dorothy Hamill, for inspiring the bowl cut my mom gave me from ages 6-12.
I scroll through my Venmo feed with fervor, finding out more about your lives from a cash app than I do from the photos you share on Instagram.