Mar 21 I’m the Still Life with Asparagus Painting at the Rijksmuseum and I Don’t Appreciate You Laughing by Alex May
Mar 18 Due to the Pandemic, Our Hook-Handed Killers Will Now Be Terrorizing Teens Remotely by Rebecca Saltzman
Mar 18 A Message from a Company You Are Somehow Still Receiving Emails from Regarding COVID-19 by Eddie Small
Mar 17 It’s Me, The Retail Worker You Don’t Think Deserves More Than $2/Hour but That You Expect to Be on the Frontlines of the Pandemic Response by Ellie Poole
Mar 17 The Five Stages of Grief for When You’ve Found a Magical Pot of Gold, But Keeping It Means Being Relentlessly Hunted by a Wee Murderous Irishman by Jenn Knott
Mar 16 I, Editor of the National Enquirer, Have Literally Seen a Sasquatch and No One Will Believe Me by Brad Stennerson
Mar 13 I Want to Address Any Concerns You Might Have about My Recent Search History at Work by Amamah Sardar
Mar 12 Can’t You Tell I’m Well-Traveled? I’ve Collected Many Diseases, Including Coronavirus by Jackson Weaver
Mar 12 You’ve Awakened an Ancient Evil, and Now It’s Aggressively Selling Empowerment to New Moms by Leslie Ylinen
Mar 11 Help! My Head Is Being Consumed by an Octopus, But the CDC Says I Can’t Touch My Face by Rachel Rose Keller
Mar 11 Small Liberal Arts College in Ohio or Student at a Small Liberal Arts College in Ohio? by Elana Spivack
Mar 11 Enough Is Enough: My Son Wanted to Burn a Wooden Effigy in My Likeness While Reciting Satanic Incantations, So I Told Him to Please Take It Outside by Ryan Ciecwisz