We will no longer attend and slaughter gatherings of more than 500 people. We will be sanitizing our hooks daily, and of course after each murder.
Rebecca Saltzman New York, NY
Rebecca Saltzman's humor writing appears or is forthcoming in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, The Belladonna Comedy and Weekly Humorist. The fiction editor of Washington Square Review, she is currently completing her MFA at New York University.