How did you hear about us? From cousin Annie at Thanksgiving or cousin Tom at Christmas?
I don't think any of my boyfriends have had such a positive impact on my life. You know, cup of Joe sends me off to work every day.
We were dance partners for five years? And then you ditched me. But hey, no hard feelings. I’m not jealous. Not one tiny bit.
And you want us to report any symptoms of the coronavirus. But, if I can’t touch the forehead, how can I check for a fever?
You should know that the only reason I’m smiling right now is because that’s all you’ve taught me to do.