Here at CigKings, our company philosophy is simple: we give away large sums of money out of the goodness of our hearts.
Our graphics seem a little dated, but deep down we’re the same mailing list you subscribed to all those years ago.
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
Where did you get the inspiration for your earthenware mushroom potpourri? Would you ask Monet where he got the inspiration for his water lilies?
Bees transition from absolute monarchy to a constitutional democracy. The Queen exists only for ceremonial purposes.
Now is the time for us to act quickly and decisively. But first, let’s take a moment to acknowledge our May birthdays!
LIMBO: For employers who ghost a candidate.
What do lionesses call a male without a mane? “Just a friend.”
I just went on a date with an optometrist. She’s gonna see another guy later and tell us which is better: 1 or 2.
Love is something you’re in, like tall boxes you can’t jump high enough to see over the edge of, or escape from, or scream loud enough for someone to hear you and cut a hole in to rescue you.
But now, a poor approximation of Jean Marie that looks similar to a haunted Victorian child is disfiguring the thighs of her two living legacies.
The office toilet backing up is probably not the best use of The Dark Knight's time.
And his use of my signature catchphrase, “Smell you forever because you stink that bad.” I knew I should have had that copyrighted.
If spotted, DO NOT CHASE. Instead, acknowledge his beauty, respectfully. Obviously all dogs are beautiful, but he’s a stunner.
