Horse racing: the only sport where they shoot the athlete and pay the equipment.
Business idea: HelloFresh, but the meal is already cooked and it’s pizza.
People refer to us as a spiritual couple but I think they just mean poor.
You’re telling us that our beloved home--a place where many Hagen-Hogan BrätBoy Brats™ have been happily consumed--isn’t worth your time?
Stranger Tier: The stranger package has been updated to eliminate basic greetings and small talk.
A ménage à deux, so to speak. After all, the only thing better than sex with nobody is sex with somebody.
Day 2,121: In my book, only cowards change their email when a better and more convenient option becomes available.
The man thought of all the places he had seen “For Sale” signs. He had seen them in boutiques and department stores and flea markets.
A childhood love of swords became an adulthood of arguing with my spouse about turning our foyer into a showroom of my medieval cutlery collection.
And she did reply, "No, they are of no concern to us. Let them wander in the desert. We shall begin… Project Babylon."
Horse racing: the only sport where they shoot the athlete and pay the equipment.
Business idea: HelloFresh, but the meal is already cooked and it’s pizza.
People refer to us as a spiritual couple but I think they just mean poor.
Day 2,121: In my book, only cowards change their email when a better and more convenient option becomes available.
And she did reply, "No, they are of no concern to us. Let them wander in the desert. We shall begin… Project Babylon."
If you care deeply about results and have at least four buddies named Tyler, we can’t wait to meet you.
As you level up, possible life paths include True Crime Podcasting and Stay-At-Home Child.
If you care deeply about results and have at least four buddies named Tyler, we can’t wait to meet you.
I’m not stalling, I swear, I just need to Google best-stretches-running-question-mark.
Dear Future Pulitzer Winner: Out of our hundreds of submissions, not a single one has the cachet to pull our magazine out of the pit of tedium.