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14 Steps to Enter My Instagram Giveaway
I'm giving away the chance to enter a drawing for a trip for one to one of the most romantic destinations in the world: Calgary!
Funny Lists
Wartime Activities for Founding Fathers, or Ideal Back from Summer Break Activities for GOP Congressmen?
Admire rich white men who are landowners. / Cook porridge and flummery. / Exhort a vagabond to repentance.
Personal Notes Found in the Vents of a Secondhand Pair of Medium Wash Ripped Skinny Moto Jeans
Smoke salvia out of sister's vacuum cleaner. Land a kickflip in the middle of the woods with nobody around, next to a fallen tree.
Qualities I Require in a Lunch Box for My Child
Self-cleaning. Enchanted with spell that bewitches child into consuming lunch regardless of fiber content. Doubles as USCG-approved flotation device.
Freudian Slip Exclamations
This is going to hell in a hand-job! / What in masturbation?! / Fallopian out loud! / No shit, short-cock.
Ramones 2020
Do You Remember Rock ’n’ Roll Radio? (It was Kind of Like Spotify) / The KKK Took My Baby Away (And Way Too Many People Seem Okay with That)
What Your Favorite Color Says About Everything You Are and Will Ever Be
Light Blue - You were born on November 17, 1994. You are 24 years old. You are male. If you were not gay before, you are now. No one knows it yet.
Alternative Song Titles for Taylor Swift’s “Lover” Album
Including tracks like "Did You Know I Have a British Beau?", "Hey, Bitch—I'm a Feminist (Sponsored by Apple Music)", and "ME! (Kidz Bop Remix)".
Oh, the Hoodies I’ve Found
1. Sept 5, 2000 - The Band One / Identifying Marks: Your HS boyfriend’s crappy ska band logo. / Acquired From: Back seat of said boyfriend’s POS car.
Oh, the Hoodies I’ve Lost
1. August 8, 1996 - The Maroon One / Identifying Marks: Band logo on the front. / Missing From: Back seat of your POS first car.
My Daily Routine as a Male Cyclist in a Big City
5:35PM: Turn down a one-way street going in the opposite direction. I read somewhere that street signs don't apply when you only have two wheels.
Baseball Fans Struck by Foul Thoughts While Just Trying to Enjoy a Ballgame
The crowd exploded, and it hit me: the game is going into extra innings, and I’m going to have to endure another four torturous years of Trump.