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Previously Unreleased Frank Sinatra Songs Too Risque for Radio
"I Met My Wife’s Lover, and I Think He’s Swell" (1955) - …What a guy! / what a hunk / who wouldn’t want him to ball and dunk?
Funny Lists
The Rodney Dangerfield School of Cinema Presents: Martin Scorsese’s Top 8 Films—But Enough about My Tractor-Trailer Wife
Taxi Driver. Oyoyoy. Ya know, my wife once said she wants to have sex in the backseat of a taxi. I says, “Great!” She says, “Perfect… you drive!”
Is My Dog Spanky a Good Boy, or a Foot Soldier for the Patriarchy?
He gets excited when I feed him, but seems lukewarm when I reach important academic milestones or make advancements in my career.
8 Erudite, Erotic Activity Ideas for Sapiosexuals
Many couples incorporate costumes into their love lives, but pointing out an outfit’s inaccuracies provides true stimulation.
Secret Meanings of Knife and Fork
Knife and fork pointed emphatically at the waiter’s throat: A not so subtle way to show that you didn’t enjoy the service.
It Was Hot Girl Summer, Now It’s Early Pregnancy Fall!
Enjoy hiding your emerging pregnancy bump under cozy oversized sweaters and finding the best OBG/YN for your star sign.
The Grimm Institute’s Back-to-School Checklist for Princesses and Maidens
Running Shoes (1 pair): For use during the “Escape from Evil Stepmothers, Youth-Fixated Witches, and Tyrannical Kings” PE section. Adidas preferred.
Liquids That I, Malcolm Gladwell, Will Not Drink
Remove gravy from its place as the creamy binder of the American Thanksgiving and you have nothing more than a gelatinous meat gloop. Pass.
Twitter’s New Color-Coded Guide to Trending Celebrities
Red and White – Said or did something stupid but not necessarily evil. Named their baby after their foot massager.
FDA-Approved Vape Flavors (For Adults Only!)
These FDA-Approved Fusion Flavors™? are guaranteed to provide a satisfying Juul experience that appeals exclusively to people over 40.
10 Failed Attempts by Johnson & Johnson to Rebrand Its Baby Shampoo Post-Opioid Trial
Your child will no longer feel any pain. In their eyes, when this hits their eyes, we mean. We make no claims on any other pain.
Entrepreneurial Tormenting Strategies for the Enterprising School Bully
Forcing a dork to do all your homework for you and then not even turning it in, slowly introducing the concept of nihilism into their worldview.