Tyler Peterson | Points in Case

A haunted, solitary soul, Tyler roams the country in beat-up Dodge Charger, trying to get to the bottom of his missing Chipotle coupons. To support his detective work, he takes freelance jobs writing copy, blogs, and comedy essays.

Comedy Writing

Please, I Just Want to Have a Normal Martial Arts Tournament

The Four Wings tournament is in no way, shape, or form, “to the death.” I really don’t know how people keep getting that impression.

by Tyler Peterson
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April 24, 2020

Twitter’s New Color-Coded Guide to Trending Celebrities

Red and White – Said or did something stupid but not necessarily evil. Named their baby after their foot massager.

by Tyler Peterson
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September 17, 2019

Stoic dog staring off into the distance in a field

The Most Heartwarming Stories of Late Capitalism This Week

When a teen in New Mexico had trouble concentrating in class due to hunger, her teachers managed to buy her six months’ worth of Adderall! Wow!

by Tyler Peterson
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June 7, 2019

Uh oh it's that Carmen here to steal your heart

r/Relationships: I suspect that my GF [33] steals monuments

Every time I ask who such-and-such is, I get a ludicrously fake pun answer like a G-rated version of a Bart Simpson prank call.

by Tyler Peterson
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September 20, 2018

Thank You for Your Support, from President of the Galaxy Elon Musk

If infractions occur, whisper “[your name] identifies [target’s name]” within one meter of any Tesla automobile, and it’ll get straightened out.

by Tyler Peterson
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July 21, 2018