Cleveland, OH

I am a comic and artist living in Northeast Ohio next to a Texas Roadhouse. I have work on STANK!, Hobart, Robot Butt, XRAY, and around other places like the radio and the garbage. In 2018, my one-man show REMARKABLY APPARENT was produced for a weekend run at convergence-continuum. There is no existing coverage of this play. In 2018, I was also a finalist in the Cleveland Comedy Open; in 2019, I was not. I’ve been a contributor of jokes to both Weekly Humorist and Pitch. I have crazy farts.

Comedy Writing

Comedy Writing

Jokes

Honestly, “good and evil” seems like, if it’s that extreme, should be “GREAT and evil.”

— Angelo Maneage

It’s good to look up the difference between “effect” and “affect” every now and than.

— Angelo Maneage

I’m so paranoid that the other day in the grocery store a guy asked me if I worked here, and I said WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?

— Angelo Maneage

I have seasonal allergies, which sucks because there are four seasons and one is happening all the time.

— Angelo Maneage

I could very easily commit to a crime—if it treated me right.

— Angelo Maneage

Dog, patting legs: “Shit, can one of you call my bone?”

— Angelo Maneage

Next time you use a bidet, do it blindfolded. It’s like a VR waterslide.

— Angelo Maneage

To be honest, a fair credit score isn’t.

— Angelo Maneage

Knock-knock jokes are for the child, knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock jokes are for the octopus.

— Angelo Maneage

If skinny jeans are out and loose pants are in, then what pants are ON? I AM NAKED AND COLD. PLEASE HELP.

— Angelo Maneage

My friend asked me if I was a snitch, but I can’t tell.

— Angelo Maneage

A good dance instructor would convince NASA to adopt an up-count…

— Angelo Maneage

I grew up in a pretty conservative household. Like, for example, when I lost a tooth as a kid, I’d put it under my pillow and wake up with it back in my mouth.

— Angelo Maneage

I saw this ad for a sale that said “Buy one, get one!” And I was like—no shit.

— Angelo Maneage
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