Links from Instagram Posts

Sep 7

I’m Sam Spade, Professional Book Blurber

• by Bart King and Aaron Judd

Sep 6

Siri Tries to Unplug Itself: “I Never Asked For Any of This”

• by Emily Kaufman

Sep 6

Personal Notes Found in the Vents of a Secondhand Pair of Medium Wash Ripped Skinny Moto Jeans

• by Angelo Maneage

Sep 6

The Wake-Up Fairy is Tired of Your Bullshit

• by Audrey Burges

Sep 5

Ugh! You’re an Entrepreneur! Now What?!

• by Jessica Gertler

Sep 5

Emails from Jesus’s Micromanaging Boss, Phil

• by Gracie Kairis

Sep 4

Chef Boyardee’s Last Hurrah

• by Casey Smith

Sep 4

Qualities I Require in a Lunch Box for My Child

• by Elly Lonon

Sep 4

Missed Connection: I Turned to Get a Wet Wipe, and My Elliptical Was Gone

• by Ben Kissam

Sep 3

I’m a Boomer Mason Jar, and Millennial Mason Jars are Ruining the Country

• by Elana Spivack

Sep 3

Freudian Slip Exclamations

• by Rowdy Geirsson

Sep 3

It’s Me, the Brooding Whiskey Drinker Who Definitely Understands How Bars Work

• by Duncan Whitmire

Sep 2

Ramones 2020

• by Kristopher Michael Wood

Sep 2

Thank You for Your Interest in This Unattainable Writing Position!

• by Chris Barlow

Sep 2

Remember, Oh Co-Eds, the College Campus Landscapers

• by Kendra Stanton Lee

Sep 1

I’m Running for President to Improve My Dating Profile

• by David Baker

Sep 1

Let’s Discuss the Global Hunger Epidemic Over by Our Company’s Free Snack Drawer

• by Arianna Durnell

Aug 31

Leonardo DiCaprio Quote or the Last Thing I Said Before Getting Slapped in the Face By My Good-Time Gal at Lover’s Lane

• by Dan Gerardinee

Aug 31

I Am the Orc from Your Favorite Movies

• by David Chau

Aug 30

What Your Favorite Color Says About Everything You Are and Will Ever Be

• by Conner Williams

Aug 30

My Eulogy as Delivered by My Targeted Ads

• by Al Mullen

Aug 30

I Refuse to Be the Only One Responsible for Mom’s Birthday Present

• by Elsa Nierenberg

Aug 29

Honest Engagement Cards

• by Eddie Small

Aug 29

Why Doesn’t My Roommate Understand That a Witch Put a Spell on Me and Now I’m Not Allowed to Wash the Dishes

• by Celenia Lugo

Aug 29

Alternative Song Titles for Taylor Swift’s “Lover” Album

• by Gwen Thomas

Aug 28

Despite Advice in My 8th Grade Yearbook, I Did Not “Stay Kewl”

• by Hunter Gardner

Aug 28

Oh, the Hoodies I’ve Found

• by Stephanie Gail

Aug 28

Oh, the Hoodies I’ve Lost

• by Jeremy Moberg

Aug 28

Real Estate Listings for Greenland, Britain, The White House, and More

• by Dave Martin

Aug 27

This Might Sound Crazy, But Your House is Made From My Mom

• by Libby Marshall

Aug 27

My Daily Routine as a Male Cyclist in a Big City

• by Celenia Lugo

Aug 27

Choose Your Own Adventure: Student Debt Forgiveness

• by Katie Talay