Links from Instagram Posts

Oct 5

An Open Letter to the Guy in the Subway Playing the “Rocky” Theme on the Melodica as I Carried Two Bags of Groceries

• by Nicole Beckley

Oct 4

Non-Apology Apologies for Corporate Ne’er-Do-Wells

• by Rachel Siemens

Oct 4

Millennial Prenup Agreement

• by Ian Yamamoto

Oct 3

Please Stop Using Me, A Polar Bear, As the Poster Child for Climate Change

• by Jorja Hudson

Oct 3

Groupon Deals Tailored to Your Emotional Breakdown

• by Maeve Dunigan

Oct 3

Help! YouTube’s Algorithm Is Radicalizing My Son into Becoming a Magician

• by Blake Andrew

Oct 2

Five Natural Beauty Products That Don’t Work as Well as That Chemical Shit

• by Elsa Nierenberg

Oct 2

Previously Unreleased Frank Sinatra Songs Too Risque for Radio

• by Joe Weisberger

Oct 2

I’m Afraid the Construction Crew Is Catching On, Master Bruce

• by Jordan Call

Oct 1

The Rodney Dangerfield School of Cinema Presents: Martin Scorsese’s Top 8 Films—But Enough about My Tractor-Trailer Wife

• by Hunter Klein

Oct 1

No, Our Restaurant Was Not “Shut Down,” We Are Simply Pivoting

• by Jessica Lillian

Sep 30

Is My Dog Spanky a Good Boy, or a Foot Soldier for the Patriarchy?

• by Alicia Bane

Sep 30

How to Grocery Shop When You’re Too Fucking High

• by Hilary Hyatt

Sep 29

8 Erudite, Erotic Activity Ideas for Sapiosexuals

• by Natalie Holt

Sep 29

How to Bake Humblebrag Pie

• by Luke Roloff

Sep 28

Posts in Your High School Reunion Facebook Page

• by Paige Skinner

Sep 27

Dead Rock Star Bingo

• by Gary Almeter and Andrew Knott

Sep 27

Our Inspiring Professor, the Duolingo Owl

• by Julien Darmoni

Sep 26

If Your 2020 Campaign Ad Culminates in a Swell of Patriotic Music, I Will Vote for You

• by Blake Andrew

Sep 26

New Words for Complex Emotions in the Age of Trump

• by Reese Cassard

Sep 25

This High-Rise Elevator Is Also My Apartment

• by Patrick McKay

Sep 25

I, the Kid Who Always Slept Through Your Freshman English Class, Would Like to Connect on LinkedIn

• by Simon Henriques

Sep 24

Recently Discovered Letters: USPS Collection Notices to Eminem’s Stalker “Stan”

• by Jeremy Gurvits and Hunter Klein

Sep 24

Secret Meanings of Knife and Fork

• by Sergei Ilchenko

Sep 24

My New Job Needs to Be Boyfriend Material

• by Carolina Brettler

Sep 23

I Will Not Apologize for Wearing My Sleep Apnea Mask to Our Third Date

• by Dan Gerardinee

Sep 23

We’re Going Green! My Neil Young Tribute Band Is No Longer Using Gasoline-Powered Instruments

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Sep 22

Hold on Boys, I Can’t Break This Ancient Curse without My Tank Top!

• by Sara Costello

Sep 21

Unanswered 90’s Hollywood Want Ads

• by Josh Lorenzo

Sep 21

Harry Potter’s Grief Letter to Dumbledore

• by Kathleen O'Mara

Sep 20

The Lava Claim

• by Brad Sanzenbacher

Sep 20

It Was Hot Girl Summer, Now It’s Early Pregnancy Fall!

• by Gwen Thomas