Oct 19 Disappointing: The Groundskeeper Faking the Haunting in the House I Just Inherited to Try to Scare Me Off Is Barely Even Trying by Ryan Ciecwisz
Oct 17 Our New Corporate Cybersecurity Rollout Protects Your Computer by Rendering It Completely Inaccessible to You by Andy Spain
Oct 17 Just Because We Don’t Agree on Everything Doesn’t Mean I, Harry Potter, Can’t Still Be Friends with Lord Voldemort by Carlos Greaves
Oct 16 A Word from the Guy Who Shouted “Woo!” during the Guitar Solo of Eric Clapton’s “Layla” Unplugged by Louie Calvano
Oct 15 Don’t Even Think About Surgically Replacing Your Face with That of the Man Who Killed Your Son Without Buying My “Art of Speedboat Combat” DVD Box Set by Alicia Bane
Oct 14 Cocktails to Serve Party Guests That Have Overstayed Their Welcome and Need to Piss Off by Shannon Carpenter
Oct 13 I’m a Proudly Ambitious Burmese Python, but I Think I’ve Made a Huge Mistake by Clare Blackwood
Oct 12 12 Tips for Integrating Invasive Species into Your Great Lakes Destination Wedding by Ashley Geiger
Oct 11 The Public Bike Repair Creators Bring You Other Equally Useful Fix-It Stations by Tod Brubaker
Oct 10 We Will Be Holding Another Bikini Car Wash to Raise Money for All the Horny Boys Who Bit Their Index Finger Knuckles off during the Last Bikini Car Wash by Dan Gerardinee
Oct 8 Sure, My Parents May Be the King and Queen of a Small Country, But I’m Not the Least Bit Privileged by Lauren Harsh