Connor Relyea | Points in Case

Connor Relyea is a a writer and actor based in New York City. He studied satire writing with the Second City. His comedy writing has appeared in Weekly Humorist, Little Old Lady Comedy, The Billfold and Robot Butt. Despite popular rumors, he is absolutely not five corgis hiding inside a trench coat.

Comedy Writing

Food being filmed on video for social media team

List: Last Minute Recipe Pitches from My First and Last Day on Our Food Site’s Social Video Team

Super simple baby carrot white bread casserole / Mocha eggplant cheesecake / Sweet salmon sausage scramblinies / Bok choy bread domes

by Connor Relyea
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February 12, 2020

Laptop and a phone on the table for a freelancer

List: An Introduction to the Major Laws of Freelancer Physics

First Law of Freelancer Motion: A freelancer at rest will stay at rest unless that state is changed by an impending deadline.

by Connor Relyea
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October 7, 2019

List: How to Break In Your New Hiking Boots

Explain that "Interpretive Trail Hiking" won’t have a steady paycheck and encourage your boots to instead major in "Pre-Backpacking" at Bootiversity.

by Connor Relyea
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July 25, 2019

List: Life-Threatening Situations to Mark Yourself “Safe” on Facebook

You sat in silence for 18 minutes after finding out your new barber was from Long Island, voted for Trump, and has amazing ideas for your stand-up.

by Connor Relyea
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March 11, 2019

Clickbait article on screen on a laptop browser

List: Honest Headlines for the Unread Articles in My Browser Tabs

"How Climate Change Is Going To Make Our Planet So Inhospitable You'll Wish You Could Mutate Into A Tree Person From 'Annihilation'" —Vox

by Connor Relyea
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February 1, 2019

Queer Blockbuster Movies Coming Out in 2019

"Drag Queen Zombies Attack!" Things are jockstraps and Jonas Brothers until suddenly, Mary Fairy and Anita Dick attack and try to eat their brains.

by Connor Relyea
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July 13, 2018