Connor Relyea | Points in Case

Connor Relyea is a a writer and actor based in New York City. He studied satire writing with the Second City. His comedy writing has appeared in Weekly Humorist, Little Old Lady Comedy, The Billfold and Robot Butt. Despite popular rumors, he is absolutely not five corgis hiding inside a trench coat.

Comedy By Connor Relyea

Laptop and a phone on the table for a freelancer

List: An Introduction to the Major Laws of Freelancer Physics

First Law of Freelancer Motion: A freelancer at rest will stay at rest unless that state is changed by an impending deadline.

October 7, 2019

List: How to Break In Your New Hiking Boots

Explain that "Interpretive Trail Hiking" won’t have a steady paycheck and encourage your boots to instead major in "Pre-Backpacking" at Bootiversity.

July 25, 2019

List: Life-Threatening Situations to Mark Yourself “Safe” on Facebook

You sat in silence for 18 minutes after finding out your new barber was from Long Island, voted for Trump, and has amazing ideas for your stand-up.

March 11, 2019

Clickbait article on screen on a laptop browser

List: Honest Headlines for the Unread Articles in My Browser Tabs

"How Climate Change Is Going To Make Our Planet So Inhospitable You'll Wish You Could Mutate Into A Tree Person From 'Annihilation'" —Vox

February 1, 2019

Queer Blockbuster Movies Coming Out in 2019

"Drag Queen Zombies Attack!" Things are jockstraps and Jonas Brothers until suddenly, Mary Fairy and Anita Dick attack and try to eat their brains.

July 13, 2018