Our first date was straight out of a rom-com. Like, literally! He took me to Fenway Park, just like in Fever Pitch.
Oh cool...he’s lurking that model’s Instagram again. You do know I can summon the full works of Shakespeare, right?
The LabelMan ™ is covered in the logos of Off-White, Palace, and Gucci. Destroying him is possible only through consistent slashing of one’s credit card.
We revised the concept of “eternal damnation” and suggest referring to it as “be cool bro."