Bart King | Points in Case

Bart King Portland, Oregon

I'm one of America's Top 100 Barts. My latest book is "Bad Dad Jokes: That's How Eye Roll"—it's illustrated by Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Jack Ohman. I wrote a funny science-fiction novel, "The Drake Equation" (Disney-Hyperion), and my work has appeared in Oregon Public Broadcasting, Cat Fancy, McSweeney's, and a number of birthday cards. Oh, and I have a couple of Choose Your Own Adventure books coming soon.

Comedy Writing

List: The PDX Protest Festival Lineup

A rundown of all the groups scheduled to appear at Portland's nightly protest, including Average Wife Band and They Might Be Half-Brothers.

by Bart King and Dale Basye
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July 22, 2020

Shelter-in-Place Shakespeare

KING LEAR How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child. Away, away! GONERIL I literally cannot leave.

by Bart King
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April 20, 2020

I’m Sam Spade, Professional Book Blurber

“It’s been a long time since I burst into tears because a publishing house didn’t get its jacket copy before deadline.”

by Bart King and Aaron Judd
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September 7, 2019

the security guard is looking out for the sounds of hall and his compatriot oates

A Bank Security Guard’s Inner Monologue as a Nearby Street Musician Performs Hall & Oates’ Greatest Hits

Wait a minute, if this busker is singing “Private Eyes” again, that means that he’s starting his repertoire again from the top.

by Bart King
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July 30, 2019