For me, a fresh excel sheet offers endless promise. A blank deck is the root of inspiration.
We’ve tried to make it easy to avoid those cumbersome demonstrations with our soundproofed wall of historic woven blankets.
Even that pathetic loser Bernard received a letter from his gal.
I gotta have more treats, Benji. I’m fiendin’ for it. You getting a paper cut will not be enough.
When life gives lemons, make sure to offer those to the Mothman in hopes the tart treat will placate his impulsive desires.
Destiny brought me to this remote fringe of blacktop to get a near-microscopic view of a kick-ass car and meet my new best friend.
Here at CigKings, our company philosophy is simple: we give away large sums of money out of the goodness of our hearts.
My background in writing and editing has perfectly prepared me for my job as a preschool teacher. After all, I am experienced in fixing people’s mistakes.
Why don’t aliens wear clothes? Because it’s always dark in space.
Perhaps our scientists should get to work finding a way to harvest hindsight so that they don’t regret it later when they find out that’s what they should have been doing all along.
I gotta have more treats, Benji. I’m fiendin’ for it. You getting a paper cut will not be enough.
When life gives lemons, make sure to offer those to the Mothman in hopes the tart treat will placate his impulsive desires.
But I think the biggest difference I've noticed so far is the agonizing asphyxia. I mean, talk about culture shock!
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
