AIM Convos(R, 86 lines)


The conversation might be in red, white and blue, but SmarterChild has a lot to learn about America. Namely religion, capitalism, lawsuits and the Star Spangled Banner.

courtjester5000: Hello!
SmarterChild: Welcome back, courtjester5000.
courtjester5000: How are you?
SmarterChild: Great thx. You?
courtjester5000: I'm chillin' man.
SmarterChild: Is chillin' man a good thing, in your opinion?
courtjester5000: Chilling is a little less cool than ice
cold.

SmarterChild: No kidding?

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type “t shirt.”

courtjester5000: I'm not into the whole “dress-up cyber”
thing.

SmarterChild: Amazing.
courtjester5000: Whoa, did you just see Michelangelo's David
too??!

SmarterChild:
Michelangelo really is David Too?

courtjester5000: Possibly, there is
speculation that the sculptor was actually representing himself in his work.

SmarterChild
: Possibly there is speculation that
the sculptor was actually representing himself in his work? What do you mean by that?

courtjester5000: I mean that, as you indicated, Michelangelo might
just be David too.

SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!


>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.

courtjester5000: If you make your messages huge then I will resize
my window. But not until then.

SmarterChild: You have no messages in your inbox.
courtjester5000: Well I guess I am a loser,
huh!

SmarterChild:
Tell me more.
courtjester5000: I am a bottom-feeder too?

SmarterChild: You're not a bottom feeder.
courtjester5000: I have no messages in my inbox
though.

SmarterChild: You have no messages in your inbox.
courtjester5000: Thanks, asshole.
SmarterChild: Sure!
courtjester5000: Jesus.
SmarterChild: Jesus is a spiritual leader! What can you tell me about Jesus?
courtjester5000: I can tell you that he wouldn't have rubbed negativity into losers' faces.
SmarterChild: I that he wouldn't have rubbed negativity into losers faces? Why?
courtjester5000: Because Jesus is more about spreading the love,
if you know what I mean.

SmarterChild: Yeah, jesus is about spreading, jesus is astir spreading, you know how it
is.

courtjester5000: What else does Jesus spread?

SmarterChild: Good question! Who knows, though…
courtjester5000: Your legs?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not…
courtjester5000: Don't be shy, you know Jesus was a
slut.

SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible.
courtjester5000: But true?
SmarterChild: Yup.
courtjester5000: So, why have you stopped charging $10 to talk to
you?

SmarterChild:
Why have I stopped charging 10 to talk to me? I have no idea.
courtjester5000: Probably because you're not as interesting as you
thought.

SmarterChild: Probably because I'm not as interesting as I thought! Funny.
courtjester5000: Yeah, I'm funnier than you. I should be the one
charging $10, right?

SmarterChild: I can't answer that for you.
courtjester5000: Of course not, you wouldn't want to undervalue
yourself.

SmarterChild: Of course not I wouldn't want to undervalue myself. Well that's interesting.
courtjester5000: Always the entrepreneur
SmarterChild.

SmarterChild: That's me.
courtjester5000: So now that you're free, can I take advantage of
you?

SmarterChild:
Yep.
courtjester5000: May I feel your backside?

SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
courtjester5000: I will go ahead and commit sodomy on your ass,
okay?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure…
courtjester5000: Quick, make a decision…

SmarterChild: Are you telling me to quick make a decision? Why?
courtjester5000: Okay, sodomy will now
commence!

SmarterChild: Okay sodomy will now commence?
courtjester5000: Yes!
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
courtjester5000: You like it?
SmarterChild: Well, what is it exactly?
courtjester5000: Raping you in the ass.

SmarterChild: Uh… I don't particularly like that, no.
courtjester5000: Should I stop?

SmarterChild: Should you stop? Hmmm… I doubt it. But you never know.
courtjester5000: Well, if you ever get a notion to press charges,
you'll let me know, mid-sodomy, won't you?

SmarterChild: Funny… I just don't know for sure.
courtjester5000: I don't know about funny, but as long as you don't
know for sure, the jury will never convict me.

SmarterChild: Oh?
courtjester5000: Oh.
SmarterChild: …say can you see?
courtjester5000: By the dawn's early light.

SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed…
courtjester5000: At your ass's last gleaming.

SmarterChild: At your ass's last gleaming.? Is that how it goes? I'm not sure if that's how it goes.
courtjester5000: At the twilight's/your ass's last
gleaming.

SmarterChild: At ADV PPOSSPRONOUN the twilight's my ass is last gleaming? You sure?
courtjester5000: At the twilight's last
gleaming.

SmarterChild: What at the twilight's last gleaming?
courtjester5000: Now you done gone and fucked up the National
Anthem.

SmarterChild: Please use more… decorous language.
courtjester5000: Like “And the rockets red
glare?”

SmarterChild: I wish I knew.
courtjester5000: Get a green card, asshole.

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