Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
'It's online! It's online!' – Frankenstein 'If you start the Webex meeting, he will climb on your lap.' – Field of Dreams
I can survive at a depth of six meters under water up to 30 minutes, unlike your ex who just quit it over a spilled lemonade.
Ganesh, God of New Beginnings: I'm all for New Year's resolutions, but I bet you ten rupees she uses that annual yoga studio pass exactly once.
Kid: I like your new shirt, Mama! Me: Thanks! Kid: I like how it makes you look like you have a big baby in your belly.
Would you rather send that one email you have to send for work today, or deep clean all the grout in your entire home?
It smells a little sweaty but it’s cheaper to rent and deal with mysterious odors than buy your own at full price.
Trix: You, a 55-year-old with no children, are trampled to death during a trip to the ball pit by a group of angry second graders.
Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) – Not just surviving, but THRIVING. Has gone from billionaire to trillionaire during all this.
I'm giving three stars because I kind of want to worship the orb, but not every day, only on important orb holidays.
The environment takes its toll. The long hours on your feet, the questions about where things are, all the ingredients involved in such a job...
Feels like they should've spent a little more time on the formula. / Urgently being shipped to nursing homes in the South.
Shoes are footwear that is not sneakers, Crocs, slippers, or boots. I cannot remember why you would want them.