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Beekeeper Suit or Fencing Uniform?
It smells a little sweaty but it’s cheaper to rent and deal with mysterious odors than buy your own at full price.
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It smells a little sweaty but it’s cheaper to rent and deal with mysterious odors than buy your own at full price.
Trix: You, a 55-year-old with no children, are trampled to death during a trip to the ball pit by a group of angry second graders.
Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) – Not just surviving, but THRIVING. Has gone from billionaire to trillionaire during all this.
I'm giving three stars because I kind of want to worship the orb, but not every day, only on important orb holidays.
The environment takes its toll. The long hours on your feet, the questions about where things are, all the ingredients involved in such a job...
Feels like they should've spent a little more time on the formula. / Urgently being shipped to nursing homes in the South.
Shoes are footwear that is not sneakers, Crocs, slippers, or boots. I cannot remember why you would want them.
"The cat is sleeping right now. Use your quiet voice." / He’s not, but he’s 107 in people years. Stop screaming in his face.
It seemed like you perked up a little when Josh mentioned he was trying to make mythological hybrid beasts in a lab he built in his basement.
Raquel bought her Model Y with the money she made as a risk-taker and thought leader for a leading brand of performance-enhancing energy bars.
May 5 – Cinco de Mayo: IVs previously containing live-saving antivirals and convalescent plasmas will be replaced with frozen margaritas.
I Know What Hunts Youcalyptus Mint -- An incisive blend that weaves a piercing mint with a feisty eucalyptus connotation.