Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
Did You Fall in Love at First Sight or In a Kiddie Pool Full of KFC Gravy?
- You felt a warm and spicy thick wave crash over you. - Everyone else at the KFC Summer Family Fun Fest faded away.
Funny Lists
Ideas for Sides at Restaurants That Are More Satisfying Than Bags of Chips
A Phone Charger: “Nourish thine phone and ye shall nourish thine soul.” Neitzsche said that.
Are You Dating a Fuckboy or a Cicada?
- You don’t really know what he does all day. - He has a lot of defense mechanisms from his childhood. - He woos with music.
Proverbs and Idioms, Revised to Make Me Feel Better About Animals I’ve Accidentally Killed
Don’t kill the goose that lays the golden eggs, but if you did, I’m sure it was an unfortunate accident during crossbow practice.
Who Said “I Can’t Get Over It”?
- A woman whose boyfriend just proposed to her on the football stadium’s Jumbotron - A really bad hurdler - Moses without a staff
21 Things You Can Blame on the Microchip Shortage
- Your phone’s insistence that you can’t take pictures until you delete stuff. - Your phone’s refusal to agree that deleting 32 pictures was enough.
Quotes from Couple’s Counseling or Tweets from Indians Criticizing Their Government?
“You’re making me gasp in bed for the wrong reasons.” “Lately, our pictures on Facebook have been less than flattering.”
Are You Still Working at Home with Your Cats, Or Are You Back at the Office with Your Co-Workers?
- There’s a loud chewer in the group. - They look drowsy and could fall asleep at any moment.
Advice from a Career Advisor Who Never Wanted to Be a Career Advisor
Find Your Fast Track: Sometimes you reach your destination quicker because you simply run out of track.
Sexiest Jug Blowers from Claremore, Oklahoma
Jedidiah “The Jug” Wilkesbury: “The jug” is known for his unceasing eye contact during his sets and his rugged bad-boy persona.
The Best White Noise App Just Got Better with City Sounds You’ll Love
Construction Soundscapes: - Indoor: Hammering, Banging, Drilling - Indoor/Outdoor: Reverberating Machine Humming (Origin Unknown)
Are You Paranoid? Take This Social Media Quiz for People Who Hate Social Media Quizzes
- Your resting face just seems to send hostile messages, is all. Are you saying no one has asked about this before? - Seriously?