Links from Instagram Posts

Jul 31

Nine Mindfulness Practices to Help You Endure Virtual Summer Camp

Jul 31

LEAKED: Anagrams of White House Officials’ Names Used as Secret Service Codenames

Jul 31

Are You There God? It’s Me, Your 4th Grader’s Recorder

Jul 30

Can We Align on the Intention Behind This Date?

Jul 30

The 7 Stages of an Organic Produce Box Subscription

Jul 30

Indoor Adventures for Your Patagonia Pullover Fleece

Jul 29

Reading: Three Ways to Make Millions Writing Blogs

Jul 29

An Oil Lobbyist Debunks “Clean Air Is Good” and Other Lies You’ve Been Told

Jul 29

Can You Afford What’s Inside That Cool Retail Store?

Jul 29

I Am the Tropical Destination on Your Desktop Background: Please Never Visit, You’re Too Boring to Come Here

Jul 28

I Didn’t Ruin Dad’s Funeral Because I Wore My Clown Suit, I Ruined Dad’s Funeral Because No One Appreciates My Art

Jul 28

How to Apologize for Your Racist Dog

Jul 28

A Prayer for the Trader Joe’s “Ethnic Lines” No Longer With Us

Jul 28

The Last All-Bro Society: Jane Goodall’s Revolutionary New Study

Jul 27

11 Things Craft Beer Geeks Say About Their Nectars and What They Really Mean

Jul 27

Job Interview Questions for Nepotists

Jul 27

If Rick Allen Can Drum for Def Leppard with One Arm, Then Surely I Can Install This Backsplash

Jul 26

The Top 8 Pop Songs of the CIA’s Back Catalog

Jul 26

It Pains Me to Give a 1-Star Review to the Re-Opened Colonial Williamsburg, but the Actors’ N95 Masks Were Obviously Historically Inaccurate

Jul 26

Yoga for [Insert Unrealistic End Goal of Breathing and Posing]

Jul 25

Note to the Entitled Granola Mom Who Cut in Front of Me at the Farmers Market

Jul 25

Oh God Oh God Hide Me from the Horrible Noise, by Your Pet Dog

Jul 24

Fucking Roger Federer: A Journeyman Tennis Player’s Prayer

Jul 24

We’ll Tell You How These Women’s Lives Turned Out Based on the Winter Coat They Wore in 6th Grade

Jul 24

Routine of a Quarantined Nice Guy

Jul 23

Maybe I Don’t Want to Be Found, by Waldo of “Where’s Waldo”

Jul 23

Classic Children’s Books for Marxist Tykes

Jul 23

Friendly Reminders from Your Winterfell Homeowners Association!

Jul 22

The PDX Protest Festival Lineup

Jul 22

A Guide to All the “Bar Rescue” TV You’re Watching in Quarantine

Jul 22

The Millennial and Gen Z Cusp Generation Needs a Name

Jul 21

FAQ: My Nextdoor Neighbor Is a Russian Oligarch