Cabin Fever Delight - Hot dogs sizzle over a space heater because you’ve officially lost it. Time is nothing but a construct.
I Am the Tropical Destination on Your Desktop Background: Please Never Visit, You’re Too Boring to Come Here
You’re a little too dull for my tropical lifestyle. Sorry, I’ve had a pitcher of strawberry daiquiris, but I’ll say it again: you are BORING!
We want our employees to look virtually identical so if one disappears (I mean "calls out") we can just sub someone else into that role.