X Xu | Points in Case

I'm a comedian based in Chicago, and like all comedians have only one quirky interest which for me is lizards.

Comedy Writing

Feel free to experiment to make sure you have just the right amount of melanin to sell more popcorn or disrupt the humidifier market.

2020 was one of the most exciting years in hornet history, as we continued our westward expansion into North America.

Don't forget it's scorching outside—do you really want to inconvenience yourself with a hot face? That's a cruelty no meat should suffer.

Let us sing the cleverest of songs for Trader Joe-San whose punny word play on the Japanese honorific translated to "Mr. Trader Joe."

Mr. Bingley - Headed back to his parents mansion the moment shit went down. Makes parody videos in front of his pool. Tanned—like, SO tanned.