I, Trefoils, Request a Vote of No Confidence Against Thin Mints
Do you see the way he struts around in his "chocolate" coat? He thinks he can just show up at anybody’s doorstep and everybody will jump for joy.
Comedy Writing
Your Very Real 7th Grade Secret Admirer
The card was so lovely, but unfortunately, I can’t show you it because there was a fire at my desk.
Are You There God? It’s Me, Your 4th Grader’s Recorder
Please don’t reopen school. I won’t be able to make it another year with those behemoths suffocating me with their skeevy, pudgy fingers.
I’m Your Bathroom Mirror and I Want a Restraining Order
Don’t just stand there, staring at me. You’ve never asked for my consent. I don’t want to be three inches from your swollen uvula.