Feb 5 I Promise to Do Something That Scares Me Every Day as Long as Minor Accommodations Are Made for My Safety and Well-Being by Margo Bartlett
Feb 4 No, I Don’t Have a Crush on the Statue of Liberty, and It’s Honestly Weird That You’d Even Ask by Melia Hagino
Feb 4 Subtle Modifications to Make When Your Work Conference Goes Virtual by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
Feb 3 Heyo! I’m Your Bumbling Husband and I’m Here to Take Out the Recycling During Your Zoom Meeting by Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Sam Mermin and Lucy Walker
Feb 3 The Ten Steamiest Passages from Guy Fieri’s Upcoming Autobiographical Romance Novel by Shawn Berman and J.B. Stevens
Feb 2 If You Don’t Mind Signing This Disclaimer Before You Enjoy That Raw Meat Sandwich by Truman Nikolas
Jan 30 A Message for My Husband, Who Waits Until I’m Almost Done Cleaning to Ask if I Want Any Help by Alice Lahoda
Jan 29 I Don’t Care What Father Mike Says, the Real Stars of Fox’s Hit New Competitive Baptism Show Are the Lifeguards by Darren Incorvaia
Jan 27 Mark My Words, If You Don’t Finish This Last Job, I’m Going to Kill You and Everyone You Love by Jennifer Kim
Jan 27 The Unexpected Things That Will Happen When You Buy Those Used Bagpipes on Facebook Marketplace by Kurt Zemaitaitis
Jan 26 Welcome to the Ultimate Fighting Championship—But First, a Word from Our Sponsor, Toyo Tires by Dennis Chen
Jan 26 The Rules I Must Never Break in Order to Keep My Job Wringing the Oil Out of Tom Cruise’s Hair While He Calls Me a Neanderthal by Ryan Ciecwisz
Jan 25 You Need to Know about These Five Cognitive Biases (Sponsored by Bayer, the New Owner of Roundup) by Scotty Jenkins