Links from Instagram Posts

Feb 17

“The Toys Are Sleeping” and Other Lies I Tell My Toddler

Feb 17

Capture Your Zoom Therapist’s Interest in Just Ten Easy Steps

Feb 16

Are You a Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha, Or an Individual Who Extends Beyond the Confines of This TV Personality Quiz?

Feb 16

7 Reasons You Should Check Out the Science Lab in Josh’s Basement

Feb 16

The Count of Monte Cristo Would Like to Discuss His Many Interests That Aren’t Revenge

Feb 15

Taoist Truisms for the Age of Surveillance Capitalism

Feb 15

The Driving Habits, Beliefs, and Politics of People Who Own Teslas

Feb 15

This Is a Robbery, and Also My Birthday Party

Feb 14

I, Trefoils, Request a Vote of No Confidence Against Thin Mints

Feb 14

Quiz: Are You Suffering from Main Character Syndrome?

Feb 13

Babe, I Didn’t Forget Valentine’s Day—I’m Just Going All Out for Sweetest Day

Feb 13

Your Honor, Have You Heard of the Mandela Effect?

Feb 12

Cuomo’s COVID-Safe Reopening Plan Expanded to All 2021 State-Recognized Holidays

Feb 12

I’m the Groom Whose Wedding You Interrupted, and Now I Am Financially Ruined

Feb 12

A Love Letter to My Valentine, Catastrophic Thoughts, On Our First Anniversary

Feb 11

Ways to Hide That You’re Only in This Relationship for the Free Valentine’s Day Chocolate

Feb 11

Scents from Aragorn’s New Line of Aromatherapy Candles

Feb 11

An Open Letter from Cupid for Valentine’s Day

Feb 10

Support a Small Business by Buying My Sad Adult Crafts

Feb 10

How to Humiliate Your Cast Iron Skillet

Feb 10

Your Very Real 7th Grade Secret Admirer

Feb 9

I Know People Are Trying to Cut in the Vaccine Line, But I Really Am a Wisconsin Mink Farmer

Feb 9

A Realistic Introduction to Your New Peloton Stationary Bike

Feb 9

I Opened This Neighborhood Florist Shop Because I’m Thirsty for Power and You, My Employees, Better Be, Too

Feb 8

Seeking Housing: A Tiresome Text Exchange

Feb 8

Is It Valentine’s Day or Did You Just Take Too Much Peyote?

Feb 8

I, Teddy Roosevelt, Accept Chef Aut’s ThaiFire Challenge

Feb 7

122 More-Fitting Rapper Names That Start with “Lil'”

Feb 7

The Final Day of Blockbuster as Told by a Traumatized Employee

Feb 7

5 Baby Registry Must-Haves in Today’s Climate Crisis

Feb 6

People Quit Liking Me as Soon as I Started Studying for the GRE Verbal Section

Feb 6

An Open Letter to Fall Out Boy Regarding All the Incorrect Lyrics I’ve Been Singing for the Last Decade and a Half