List: How to Humiliate Your Cast Iron Skillet
If your skillet is a dirty little vessel that needs to be put in its place, here's the proper way to utterly humiliate and defile it.
Comedy Writing
What Coronavirus Is Thankful for This Year
I’m thankful for friendships, romance, love of family--any bond that involves physical contact and is so strong it can supersede self-preservation.
An Oral History of the Monster Mash
Igor: The Lab was like a Studio 54 for ghouls and goblins, before we could be open about who we are. We were always coming up with new dances.
We’re Your Sectional Sofa and We’re Breaking Up
We’ve worked everything out with our mediator, Coffee Table. You can sit with me, Loveseat, on weeknights and with Chaise for naps on weekends.