You were so busy pretending to be a British royal, you didn't even notice that your wife and kids left you and that she changed the Netflix password on her way out.
Gila Pfeffer is a Jewish American writer and humorist currently living in London. Her work has appeared in New York Times, McSweeney’s , Jezebel and, proudly, Points In Case! Her book NEARLY DEPARTED: A Memoir About Outsmarting My Genetic Destiny will be published by The Experiment in early 2024. Gila is a breast cancer previvor AND survivor; her Instagram Feel It On the First campaign to promote breast cancer prevention through self exams has her audience seeing boobs pretty much everywhere they look. And that's exactly the point.