How do you respond to claims that your true identity is Speaker Guy and your do-good speaker smashing is a ruse to crank up speaker demand?
It’s important to find a hobby that you enjoy to a much lesser degree than the rolling oceanic pleasure you would get from pure retribution.
As we prepare to celebrate our great nation’s Sestercentennial, it behooves me to make it known that I am not merely a Raymour or Flanigan.
Obviously, not eating tacos isn’t an option, so here’s some helpful ways to hide your undignified devouring.
I don’t let my face betray what I’m beholding because I’m a pro, and I like to maintain an air of mystery, but sometimes it’s just like, yeesh.
Shipbuilders? Fishermen? Coal Barons? Seals? Furniture Makers?
I’m a big fan of your troupe’s silly make-em-ups. But a fella can only be overlooked for so long without starting to take it personal.
I only need a cursory glance at the Dunning-Kruger study to tell you just how flawed it is.
Early paternity tests were only 50% effective: they told you that the child has a father, but they couldn’t tell you who it was.
A shy pastor is one who waits for the choir boy to make the first move.
Obviously, not eating tacos isn’t an option, so here’s some helpful ways to hide your undignified devouring.
I don’t let my face betray what I’m beholding because I’m a pro, and I like to maintain an air of mystery, but sometimes it’s just like, yeesh.
Shipbuilders? Fishermen? Coal Barons? Seals? Furniture Makers?
I, Your Ratty Underwear, give my consent to die a natural death.
