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I hope this level of detail gives you a clear understanding of the lengths that many of us would go to avoid any more forced, holiday-themed fun.
I do not plan on blowing away before the next Thanksgiving. I am not merely a summer fling or a one-night affair.
When I came back from Spring Break ‘01 with a beach shop muscle tee and wore it to school, it took Jefferson Middle School by storm.
It’s a tri-weekly show hosted by me on the Pep Boys Podcast Network. Don’t bother looking that network up, just trust it exists.
Seeing as though you sent in your application approximately 56 seconds after we sent out the form, you were a little too late.
Irritable Parent: “I SAID, turn right. Am I doing this for my health? You wanted to get to 1862 Forestway Boulevard North"
The profession is not without risks. The first electric blanket took ten years to develop and three pro nappers suffered burns.
She has experienced the perfect amount of sexual oppression and shame to properly teach your daughters about their growing bodies.
I did see you knock a few cups off of my counter, but that was only because I took a break from my constant sobbing.
Am I OK? What do you care? You’re just thinking, “Did anyone like the bikini pic I posted at the pool before I ALMOST KILLED MY BEST FRIEND?”
Huh, the state beverage of Delaware is also milk! That’s okay. We can drink milk in more than one state!
“Yo! You must be the new year!?” said 2020, seeming to come out of nowhere. “Welcome to Calendar Corp."