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10:24 P.M.: Has that older dude with frosted tips requested “Every Morning” yet? He always does.
I cannot abide the vulgar shoptalk of striving strangers who demand to know, “Where do you find your inspiration?”
Bleu De Gex: Known for its blue veins, it is aged for three weeks with Penicillium roqueforti, and cannot be legally sold in the continental United States.
It’s been a few weeks now and you won’t stop looking at me in contempt. Every time you open your wallet and see me, you scoff.
Now there’s only 12 hours, 53 minutes, and 16 seconds left! Can’t you feel the gravity of this situation? Better get that CVV number quick!
Then, as if predestined by God himself, I walked into the bathroom at 3:45 PM and there you were: my new best friend.
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One photo of Jalen Hurts missing a three-foot putt on the practice green or Lane Johnson’s AOL screen name from 2007 can be enough to set you up for months.
I’m so nervous, the sweat on my palms is boiling.
We've got a group of diner patrons who respect military service and don't shy away from saying what's on their mind. Want to know what they think?
That was "Bird Heat" by Jar Mondo. Here's a fun fact: That's his real name—like, full legal name.
Is Zim Zim going to shootball today question mark send send [47:24 VY-93] Yes [47:24 VY-93]