I bet if instead of killing yourself you could turn yourself into a turtle, there’d be a lot less suicide and a lot more turtles.

— James Folta, @jamesfolta

Don’t judge me ’til you’ve cruised a mile in my Heelys.

— James Folta, @jamesfolta

It’s fitting that I never learned how to correctly spell “self-sabatogue.”

— James Folta, @jamesfolta