I’m Your Childhood Boy Band Crush, and I’m Finally Available to Date You
I still have all 327 of your fan letters from 1997--kick-ass Lisa Frank stationary, by the way--and I’m sorry it’s taken so long to respond.
I still have all 327 of your fan letters from 1997--kick-ass Lisa Frank stationary, by the way--and I’m sorry it’s taken so long to respond.
2. Wear it as a Halloween costume! There’s nothing more terrifying than the repercussions of the wedding-industrial complex.
- He’s been trying out different mating calls. - You’ve caught him googling “Brown Booby,” “Great Tit,” and “Cock-of-the-Rock.”
You’re willing to fight for what I deserve. You categorically accept my claim that, “This is not entirely my fault.”
The bandmates of both Cuccaro and Smith shall have their longstanding permission to “crash on the couch” revoked no later than the day of divorce.
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A woman realizes she’s in love with her best friend and vows to stop his wedding by any means necessary.
This movie may contain scenes of happily married couples interacting pleasantly that will remind you of your current marital strife.
- You’re the crab-apple of my eye - You’re the love of my mid-life - You’re my other third
Later on, I’ll do the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing. But while we’re on the subject you can speak now too.
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