First off, I didn’t know anybody was watching. And never in a million years would I have guessed that the penalty would be the loss of one hundred points for our team.
A shot of rum stirred into a pint of Guinness? Last night I tossed and turned, cogitating on what type of person this drink might fit.
Abrasions and trace amounts of stucco on knuckles indicate he had punched a wall in the last 8 hours.
This year, those in last year’s Rhea Gold Plus Silver Less Pro will, for example, be in the Mango Outie plan that has colossally different benefits.
Now would be a good time to use the restroom. You should also gather your family and pets and turn off any stove burners.
1. Did you shave today? A. No. I possess the miraculous ability to always maintain four-day stubble. B. Yes. It’s expected at the accounting firm.
The mattresses, made of an experimental polymer developed by accident in our Food Science Lab, are virtually indestructible.
FirstName, I am appalled at how my Republican opponent, Landsley Thornbeck, has been representing Name of State.
Ordering things online and choosing in-store pickup rips an irreparable hole in space-time. The two cannot co-exist.
Q: Do I have to call Pete Davidson "Dad"? A: No one will ever replace your biological father, but Pete Davidson will be around to keep your mom company.
Projections show that if the current situation is allowed to continue without intervention, the vibes at NASA could reach weird levels.
A demon with the head of a hamburger and the sash of an alderman materialized in my backseat. Flaps of hormone-infused beef formed his accursed lips.