Our bar trivia is not—and I can’t stress this enough—fun. Think: the SATs. Think: your driver’s exam—the one you had to study for.
Tag: Satire and Parody
I also thought this was a temp gig until the pandemic was over. Or, well, over enough now, I guess?
Don’t you dare be soothed into chorale complacency by our initial thin delivery and ambiguous harmonies.
Dude, I cannot wait to get in there and silently appreciate the little fella. Let’s go!
As you know, I have just spent the holiday season visiting family in my hometown, Fir Tree Falls.
I’m the worst, aren’t I? I was so adamant it was, like, the only thing I wanted for Christmas.
Jesus was born on a virgin. A virgin is a kind of a airplane. There was a pilot there called Punch Us.
If this is a medical emergency or if suspicious men are breaking into your place of worship, hang up and dial 911.
I give you that quick dopamine rush that makes you feel like your life is actually in your own control.
9:45 AM: “Talk to me,” I say, as I answer my phone.
I know you’ve seen the TikTok reels and DIY YouTube videos, but you do not want to live in a van.
They say time heals all wounds, but that’s only for people who aren’t known by a nickname based on their biggest insecurity.