Trigger Warnings for the Insecure Moviegoer
This movie may contain scenes of happily married couples interacting pleasantly that will remind you of your current marital strife.
Tag: Satire and Parody
5 Sleep Hacks to Help You Feel More Rested and Less Anxious About That Time You Accidentally Ran Over a Hitchhiker
Sleep hacks to help you wake up feeling rested, refreshed, and less dreadful about the eternal damnation of your soul.
How to Stop with the Negative Self-Talk, You Dumb Annoying Idiot
The sooner you can recognize when you're talking down to yourself, the sooner you can stop already, Jesus.
I Am Your Forehead and I’m Here to Tell You Your Receding Hairline Ain’t So Bad
Don’t think of it as a "weakening of the hairline." Think of it as a "strengthening of the forehead."
What’s Going Through My Head During My Family Feud Fast Money Round
Animal with four letters in its name? Easy: cat. Wait– Oh my God. I meant cat with two t’s? Ok, shake that off.
Would Someone for the Love of God Please Object to This Marriage
Later on, I’ll do the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing. But while we’re on the subject you can speak now too.
Good Luck Trying to Penetrate My Exurban Lair, Mr. Bond
The residences you’ll pass along the way, while not precisely identical, are nonetheless completely indistinguishable.
Welcome to the Podcast That Will Become a Book That Will Become a Podcast About the Making of the Book
Intellectual property is precious and hard to find, just like Tracy’s body.
I Am the Little Orange Man from Google Maps and I Would Appreciate It If You Stopped Dropping Me from 2 Million Feet in the Sky
If you’re wondering, in the moment you wait for me to land in Street View, I howl through the mesosphere, engulfed in flame.
Welcome to My House, from Which I’ve Removed All Trace of How I Live
Put it on this coat rack, where all of my coats are. Is that because I regularly put my coats on the coat rack, rather than strewing them on the floor?
We Need to Talk about Your Behavior at Our “Eyes Wide Shut” Parties
One member described you as having "the chirpy positivity of a high school debate team coach."
Make Extra Cash by Renting Out Your Mouth!
Our app connects you with those ready to give you quick cash for the short-term use of the mouth you already have.