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David Henne Long Island, NY

David Henne is the director of content strategy at Hofstra University's school of communication. His humor writing has appeared in McSweeney's, Splitsider, Slackjaw, Robot Butt and many more online publications.

Comedy Writing

The Superhero Known as The Vegan Fends Off Home Invaders

“Vegan! Give us ze classified recipes and ve vill let you live!” The Vegan’s former best friend-turned-nemesis, General Draganov, shouts.

by David Henne
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August 16, 2022

We Are Time-Traveling High School Students with an Urgent Plea: Stop Making History

We're only a few weeks into our "Modern World: January to December 2020" AP course and holy shit is it kicking our asses.

by David Henne
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June 24, 2020

My Living Memorial 10K

by David Henne | June 21, 2022 | Slackjaw

Once You Brave The 5 Hottest Hot Sauces Of 2022, Diane Will Surely Take You Back

by David Henne | May 27, 2022 | Slackjaw

Gloria Estefan Emerges From The Miami Sound Machine To Warn Humanity That A New Variant Of Rhythm Is Gonna Get You

by David Henne | January 4, 2022 | McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Sports Film Climaxes Of The Post-COVID Era

by David Henne | July 10, 2020 | Slackjaw

How To Identify A Journalist In 2020

by David Henne | June 10, 2020 | Slackjaw

Quarantine Developmental Milestones

by David Henne | June 8, 2020 | McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Erotic Passages From My Romance Novel Coronavirus

by David Henne | June 6, 2020 | Other Publication

I am the Picasso of Wine and Painting Night

by David Henne | October 23, 2017 | McSweeney's Internet Tendency

The Top 9 Avoidable National Tragedies, Had Every Civilian Been Carrying a Gun

by David Henne | October 19, 2017 | Robot Butt

Not All Sewer Clowns Are Eldritch Demonic Entities of Evil

by David Henne | September 18, 2017 | Robot Butt

I’m EpiPen and I haven’t Changed One Bit

by David Henne | September 13, 2016 | McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Classic Poems Modified for Climate Change

by David Henne and Dan Young | April 1, 2016 | McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Doctor, it Hurts When I Nae Nae

by David Henne | December 8, 2015 | McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Cosmic Calendar (Heavily Edited Biblical Edition)

by David Henne | October 26, 2015 | McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Interview Tips Employers Don’t Want You to Know

by David Henne | September 8, 2015 | Other Publication

The Rise and Fall of Super Town

by David Henne | May 31, 2010 | Other Publication

Sample Greeting Card Copy From Deadbeat Husbands

by David Henne and Dan Young | April 28, 2010 | Other Publication