Even that pathetic loser Bernard received a letter from his gal.
Destiny brought me to this remote fringe of blacktop to get a near-microscopic view of a kick-ass car and meet my new best friend.
Here at CigKings, our company philosophy is simple: we give away large sums of money out of the goodness of our hearts.
But I think the biggest difference I've noticed so far is the agonizing asphyxia. I mean, talk about culture shock!
Did you know that washing dishes can be meditation? Focus on the soapy water, and get lost in the now. Suddenly it’s 1:00 AM.
Our graphics seem a little dated, but deep down we’re the same mailing list you subscribed to all those years ago.
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
My wife believes in horoscopes. That’s so embarrassing. But what can you expect from a Libra.
I made a controversial joke at the annual National Victoms of Strokes Conevntion. Only half the room laughed.
Top 5 Worst Places to Be Shot
1. The Gap
2. The hip
3. In line for the waterslide (near top)
4. The Head… and the Heart revival tour
5. During a traffic stop on your way to an interview at The Gap
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
Now is the time for us to act quickly and decisively. But first, let’s take a moment to acknowledge our May birthdays!
But now, a poor approximation of Jean Marie that looks similar to a haunted Victorian child is disfiguring the thighs of her two living legacies.
The office toilet backing up is probably not the best use of The Dark Knight's time.
