Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

An Oprah Gif for Every Occasion

Graduations: Oprah in black informing Stephen Colbert’s audience that the tests are back and they all have chlamydia.

“Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!” / “Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.” / "We are never ever, ever, ever getting back together.”

Coding is a great creative outlet, but only the most talented people become CEOs of publicly traded companies.

Ugh! Bernie Sanders’ Medicare For All plan is just TOO good! Where does this guy get off inspiring a grassroots movement toward economic equality?

Message one of the employers' staff through LinkedIn, Facebook and carrier pigeon about your potential interest. Yes, do all three. Dab!

You hope to start a family because... A) You want to have babies with him. B) You want to raise your children under her shadow government.

The couple that endured Rain On Their Wedding Day realized mid-Hawaiian-honeymoon that they never discussed having children.

Don’t dwell on the minds you’ve violated in the past or plan to violate in the future. Focus on the minds you’re violating in the present.

Was the Fanny Fay Fruit Cake Great Grandma Wrapped Up and Brought to Dinner from a bakery trash can or Fanny Fay Old Folks Home’s Charity Bake Sale?

I promise no more pretending the calendar’s a ventriloquist dummy with Jersey accent when I have my fingers inside Santa’s slot.

Using the Instagram photos you got at the wedding, pick your poison: "does improv," "romantic photos with sibling," or "talks a lot about sneakers."

Flaky GPS will accidentally lead him to shithole town’s all too familiar old bar, where he'll bump into the one that got away.